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Good Parenting: Exhibit 1 (overheard at work today)
- 6-year old: Mommy, why is that man dressed like a lady?
- Mother: That is a lady. She was just born with the wrong body.
- 6-year old: How did that happen?
- Mother: Nobody really knows. But she's working to fix it, and that's what's important.
- 6-year old: Okay! *runs up to obviously self-conscious woman*
- 6-year old: Hey! Miss!
- Lady: ...yes?
- 6-year old: You look really pretty in your skirt!
- Lady: Thank you!
- *Kid skips back to her mom, and literally everyone in the vicinity smiles*
Just last week I happened to be awake at 3 am and heard “go away, stop it” from outside my apartment window. Of course I was worried and wound up going outside with my cell phone and my pocket knife (the cell phone so I could pretend I was on it). I found a woman across the street, 18-20, somewhat…
JAMES BUCHANAN WAS ALMOST CERTAINLY GAY
Look it up. It’s funny how this never gets mentioned in history lessons.
US, YOU HAD A GAY PRESIDENT.
JAMES BUCHANAN WAS ALMOST CERTAINLY GAY
Look it up. It’s funny how this never gets mentioned in history lessons. US, YOU HAD A GAY PRESIDENT.
